The Truth about Dog Lovers

Dog lovers often leverage a social norm to force others to tolerate their dogs, especially when the dog is barking, jumping on them, or cornering them. The norm they exploit is a myth:

“Dogs can sense good people, and good people like dogs. Bad people don’t like dogs.”

From this, the owner can allow their dog to run off-leash, jump on people, or bark aggressively, creating a situation where the person being afflicted cannot openly express disapproval. Any objection is subtly framed as:

“Good people like dogs, dogs like good people, you don’t like my dog, therefore you are a bad person.”

In most cases, these dogs are untrained. Owners often simply say “No no! Bad dog” while the dog continues its behavior, likely because they don’t understand that firm, sometimes physical, punishment is necessary for training. This dynamic allows the owner to control others through the dog’s behavior, forcing them to accept being chased, cornered, sniffed, or jumped on.

It is analogous to someone assuming they are attractive and entitled to touch others sexually, reasoning:

“I am good-looking, desirable, and therefore the other person must accept my advances.”

The underlying attitude is the same: a form of selfish entitlement where one’s personal preferences—“I like dogs, you have to as well”—are used to override the boundaries and comfort of others.

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