The urge to press the erection into the comments of others

If you look at most comments left on the internet in response to people’s expressions, they usually fall into one of three categories:

Years ago, I was leaving a comment on a video and suddenly realized how absurd my true motivation was. I actually wanted to instruct this person, unknown to me, on “proper perception.” I asked myself, “Have I really made myself this person’s life coach?”

That reflection made me delete all the response comments I had written across the internet that weren’t genuine support, and in doing so, I put to bed a leftover piece of childhood.